1. He forgot to post it anonymously
2. He sent it to himself.
3. He’s correcting his own grammar.
4. His correction is wrong.
5. He spelled grammar wrong.
6. He’s insulting his own blog.
7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.
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year is 2392
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child:
mommy i can't sleep
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mother:
don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
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mother:
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
MISTUUUR ROGERS
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
Went to the American Horror Story house today…
pauline i am sO JEALOUS O H MY GOD
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
followers, what do you want to know?
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Purple:
10 facts about my room
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Blue:
9 facts about my family
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Green:
8 facts about my body
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Yellow:
7 facts about my childhood
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Orange:
6 facts about my home town
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Red:
5 facts about my best friend
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Pink:
4 facts about my parents
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White:
3 facts about my personality
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Grey:
2 facts about my favorite things
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Black:
1 fact about the person I like
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OOH DO THIS
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DO ITTTT
Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
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Most touching story , if only everyone had this view on life.Meet Zach. This is the most inspiring documentary I have ever seen. Every should really watch this. It opened my eyes and made me realize how important someones perspective really is. RIP Zach, you will be missed.
